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Conan O'Brien

    

The rate of interracial marriages is at an all-time high. I know from experience because my wife is white and I'm super white.

I'm so white that people think I'm ill. People on the street say "You want bone morrow?"

There are 8 million dead people who are still registered to vote. As a matter of fact, they're the group that's most passionate about Mitt Romney.

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