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Craig Ferguson

     Today in honor of Presidents Day, all four Republican candidates agreed to take the day off from negative campaigning.

The tallest president was Abraham Lincoln, 6'4". I think four of those feet were hat.

People should stop believing bizarre stories about U.S. presidents. George Washington did not have wooden teeth. Abe Lincoln did not write the Gettysburg address on an envelope. And President Obama wasn't born in Kenya. It was Tanzania.

He was going to be born in Kenya but it wasn't socialist enough.

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