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Dave Letterman


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​      George Clooney is on the program tonight. Next week at this time I will be in a hardware store watching them mix paint.


I got a call today from a guy I have never heard of before, and he said, "Hi, Dave, it's Bob. I'm with CBS. Look, the day after you guys leave the theater we're going to send a team in there to take care of the asbestos. 


Congratulations to the New York Rangers. They won Game 7 last night. What a season, and to think they've done it all without Derek Jeter.


By accident Jeb Bush announced that he was running for president. And then he said, "No, not yet. OK, I made a mistake." And then later in the day, by accident, he called Hillary and congratulated her. 
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