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Dave Letterman

      Here in New York City we celebrate Presidents Day by allowing people to park on both sides of the street.

Spring training has started. Baseball is right around the corner. Pitchers and catchers reported yesterday, infielders today, and tomorrow Hollywood girlfriends report.

The Yankees now have a new fragrance. It was just bound to happen because any time you walk into the clubhouse, you say "Oh wow, if someone could just bottle this."

The North Korea news agency is saying that the birds and the pandas and all the wildlife are moaning because they're so depressed over the death of Kim Jong Il. Wait a minute. Is it possible they are moaning because they live in North Korea?

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