Jay Leno

​       The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise.

The Olympics start Friday and Russia's implementing the most intensive security in Olympics history. The government will monitor every email. They will monitor every social media message and they will listen in on every phone call. In fact, people are now comparing Russia to the United States. That's how bad it is.

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks. Today, they had their big Super Bowl victory parade. You see what the city did to make the parade move along faster? They put the Denver Broncos defense right in front of them.

Warren Buffett is now offering $1 billion to anyone who can fill out a perfect bracket in the NCAA basketball tournament. It is not a million, but a billion dollars. The odds of winning are nine quintrillion to one, just slightly less than the odds of the Lakers making the playoffs.

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